Funniest Experiences on a train in India

Indian Railways is an amazing enterprise because of its sheer volume and scale.  Life on Indian trains is of another world.  But some experiences leave you completely bewidered and laughing.  Here are some shared by a regular Indian traveler.
Read Quote of Adrianna Tan’s answer to Travel: What are some of the funniest incidents that have happened during your travel by Indian Railways? on Quora