Movie Review: Slumdog Millionaire

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All you need to know about Music Awards is, critics claim, that Mozart never won even ONE!  So, sometimes the awards lose their credibility for not being awarded to the best in the play.. for example, the Nobel Peace Prize that was never given to Gandhi!  But some prizes lose their sheen for being awarded to thoroughly undeserving candidates of a genre.  Golden Globes to Slumdog Millionaire is one such example.

Slumdog Millionaire is a recent rage.  It has won 4 Golden Globes including the “Best Drama”, Best Musical Score, and Best Screenplay. Best screenplay is a coveted award that all the best writers in the industry aspire to achieve at some point in their careers. Only the most seasoned of screenwriters, whose names the likes of Roger Wolfson may grace, are likely to possess the caliber required to pick up such a prestigious award.

I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night.  Honestly, I felt cheated… BIG TIME!  Its biggest strength – and probably the only – is its editing.  The rest is average.

Story: The story in inherently flawed.  I don’t know of any schools in slums that teach English and specially about the Three Musketeers.  It is also highly unlikely that a person who is participating in a game show on TV would be picked up by the police and tortured over night.  And most hosts are fairly good.. specially in the public!  I have yet to see a single Reality show host who has a mean streak – at least in the public, so I am not sure who exactly was Anil Kapoor playing??

Somehow, midway in the movie you realize that the Director and the Story-writer is somehow obsessed with India’s poverty.  Most of the things shown in the movie are real.  And there is nothing to hide about that.  But somehow the story just cannot come out the grime and crime!  The Hero somehow keeps switching between an uneducated and orphaned kid from the worst of Indian slums to a kid conversing freely and fluently with Americans in American English!  Sometimes you wonder if the story-writer could make such fantastic leap of faith or was it the Director?

The reason why I feel cheated was because I have seen so many great movies from India come out in the last few years – Black, Aks, Mumbai Salsa etc.  If Slumdog Millionaire was not as racy as it was and if it hadn’t won the awards it has, I doubt anyone would have for it.. specially if it was done in Hindi!

Acting: Acting was average.  Dev Patel didn’t seem very convincing to me at all as a slum kid who grew up.. and somehow his brother Salim (don’t remember the actor’s name) and Jamal’s girl-friend Latika (Freida Pinto) – didn’t seem to gel with the age that were representing.  I don’t know about others, but Jamal’s elder bro looked younger to Salim and somehow, Latika who had looked younger to both early on, suddenly seemed much older to them!

Even acting by Anil Kapoor was average.

Music: Ok, so AR Rahman won the Golden Globe for the music.. and pray what was the music?  I don’t remember anything of that music!  It did have some songs surely.. I know I heard them in the background.. but everyone was forgettable!  Again, if Rahman did have to win, then he has had better work to boast of!

Overall:

If there had to be an Indian movie to represent our cinema and actors, then this was the worst example of that kind of work!  I watched Ghajini last weekend, and I was astonished at its quality and was totally involved in it.  It was such a movie that it left a mark on my mind. (Movie Review will come later).

It is great that the Indian actors and cinema are finally getting the recognition that they long deserved!  And I am hoping that this will be the start of a lot of other GOOD movies being made available to the world of what the Indian talent is capable of.. and one day an real Indian movie will finally sweep the award ceremonies.  Until then, congratulations to the Slumdog Millionaire team nevertheless.

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