Electoral Bonds and the Make-Believe Idealist World
Electoral Bonds were brought in for reforming political funding. It wasn't perfect, but the judiciary brought it down for being less than perfect. What is going on?
These are as PJ as PJs (Poor jokes) come.. so I had to post them. Sometimes we all kind of love to enjoy them despite their PJ-ness! Sent by Raj.
Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I’m a”kela”.
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just “mutter”ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: “Aaloo?”
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I’m a mota car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t unda-stand.
Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Dis da funkiest…
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza – “HUT”
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