Nice Joke.. sent by Nandi.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike
for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the
last year. Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this
year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to writeLetter 1
God a letter.
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for
I want a red one.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boyLetter 2
So he tore up the letter and started over.
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letterLetter 3
and started again.
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike
for my birthday.
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, BobbyLetter 4
wrote a fourth letter.
I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that
he wanted to go to church.
Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby’s mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church,
down the street,
into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and
Bobby began to write his letter to God.Letter 5
I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
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