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Humour

Flight #666 lands in HEL on Friday, the 13th!

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.From the story of Jesus’ last supper where 13 people were in the “Upper Room” on the 13th of Nisan Maundy Thursday, on the night before Christ was crucified.  However, the beginning of both – Friday and 13th being used in conjunction as

13 Jan 17 1 min read
Humour

How does a Tiger react when he is tickled?

How does a tiger behave when he is tickled? Here is a story of other animals, but the featured image shows the tiger being tickled 🙂 Read Quote of Kaushik Parashar’s answer to Wildlife: What happens if you tickle a tiger? [http://www.quora.com/Wildlife/What-happens-if-you-tickle-a-tiger/answer/Kaushik-Parashar/quote/

11 Mar 13 1 min read
Humour

The “Perfect Crime”: Twin Brothers’ $5 mn Heist

This must be decidedly the most perfect crime, where the world knows that both brothers are criminal and yet they have the proof against one.  Don’t know which one though!!  And so they are free… but cannot use the returns of their loot 🙂 > In the early morning hours of

28 Feb 13 1 min read
Humour

Funniest Experiences on a train in India

Indian Railways is an amazing enterprise because of its sheer volume and scale.  Life on Indian trains is of another world.  But some experiences leave you completely bewidered and laughing.  Here are some shared by a regular Indian traveler. Read Quote of Adrianna Tan’s answer to Travel: What are

15 Feb 13 1 min read
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Funny Signs and Notices from Gujarat

1.In an Ahmedabad Hotel Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. 2.In a Baroda hotel elevator The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that

12 Jan 13 1 min read
Humour

10 Excellent Lifehacks for India from Reddit users

Here are some excellent “Life hacks” for India from Reddit. #1 (Link [http://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/14npdb/what_are_the_lifehacks_in_india/c7ew6a0] ) * Pretend to talk on your phone when taking an auto/cab late night and casually mention that you are travelling in a cab

13 Dec 12 5 min read
Humour

Now even the Dead Can’t Keep Away from Facebook!!

In the past few years, I have seen and read about a lot of crazy shit happening on Facebook.  From stalkers to crazy people to love affairs to divorces.  But nothing could have prepared me for this bizarre-ness. It seems some dead people have started hitting like buttons on Facebook

12 Dec 12 3 min read
Humour

Funny India in Pictures

These pictures are so funny and hillarious that I had to share them. I don’t know their source, nor to whom I need to credit for them… but to whosoever it is .. thanks!! [scrollGallery id=18]

14 Nov 12 1 min read
Humour

The Greatest Indian Dance Performance of this Century

Indian Marriages are a world unto themselves.  The behavior is typical and interesting.  Bride and Groom are accidental diversions.  People actually go to live a fantasy.  Many things are common and have grown into people’s imagination not because of any genuine reason, but because they are peculiar. So it

13 Feb 12 2 min read
Humour

Three men loot a restaurant!

One is not sure whether it was a comment on the food of the Diner or the anticipated problems these people expected from it.  Three men walked into a Diner in New Mexico and after minutes of suspicious behavior, headed straight for the bathroom.  From there they emerged with about

05 Dec 11 1 min read
China

Buy one Bride and Get a Virgin free if she runs away

These days the Chinese are buying their wives from Vietnam.  Why? Because, just as in India, their Male/Female ratio is all lopsided.  So, Vietnamese women can be bought as wives if they pay $32,000. But there is an issue.  While the merchandize from Walmart doesn’t walk, the

31 Aug 11 1 min read
Creative

Snake killed by a Modern-Day Putna

A story says that when Krishna was an infant, Kamsa – his Uncle – sent out a demoness (a lady who probably wasn’t as pleasant as most were at that time) – to kill all the kids born in a certain time period. This was because Kamsa’s nemesis – his sister’s

16 Mar 11 2 min read
Humour

A Metro Ride I would like to Forget!

It was Friday morning and I was ready to take the Metro from a station in Dwarka to CP (Rajiv Chowk).  Metro is a great boon for anyone in Delhi, and can make your life challenging as well, as I had discovered on this trip to India.  A few years

28 Dec 10 4 min read
Europe

Party boy Brit MP Weatherly's wife prostituted for $70 an hour

Things must be PRETTY bad in UK these days for employment.  Specially, for the politicians and their Members of Parliament. Tory MP Mike Weatherley for whom the UK Prime Minister David Cameron has campaigned found out via a tabloid that his wife was “multi-timing” him.  She was also – on the

06 Sep 10 2 min read
Humour

Fourth Idiot

This article is based on true incidence and has resemblance to a true idiot. So give your full attention as this can also happen to you. “A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.

25 Aug 10 4 min read
Humour

Names we call and the ones that stick

We all have our names, which we are proud of, but then people get names that have no relationship to their real names.  Somehow they may have done something, which coined their popular names. As we were growing up, a neighborhood lady would go around the neighborhood selling sarees from

08 Aug 10 2 min read
Humour

Harmless Flirtation that became a Love Affair

Love is blind. You don’t realize that until you are hopelessly in that situation. For me, it all started with this harmless flirtation, which I had avoided for last so many years. As I entered the Alamo car rental, to get a car for the 5 hour trip to

26 Jun 10 5 min read
Humour

Moustaches and their men: key to good things in life

Moustache is an interesting appendage for men.  It has dogged them forever.  Some women have it too, but would rather do without it. For men, of course, in certain areas and for certain types, a mooch is almost a symbol of pride.  In South Indian movies, for example, until the

09 Jun 10 3 min read
Humour

Plane plunges 5000 feet while Pilot takes a leak

Air travel has suddenly become dangerous.  There was this Mangalore plane crash a few days back of the flight coming back from Dubai.  It appeared to be partly due to pilot error as the record indicates co-pilot warned not to land and urged multiple times to go up and turn

01 Jun 10 1 min read
Humour

"A la Carte" Science of Existence-less Creation!

Modern science works on current knowledge. Knowledge that is prevalent at any point in time. We pick and choose the tools that the current knowledge provides and fit them in the already existing ones and come up with a model. Theories of Existence and subsequent enunciation of what the scientific

21 May 10 4 min read
Humour

Hubby on sale and married relationships

These days the marriages are under pressure.  Both the spouses are working – given the economic conditions – although their expectations and value systems are still out of the last century.  So, some get put off and some try something new to keep it revived and some just carry on a dead

25 Apr 10 1 min read
Humour

Unique way to solve the Traffic accidents problem in Shimla!

Indian society has unique challenges and we come out with unique solutions! Here is a blogger – Karan Talwar – who discussed a solution that was used in Shimla to reduce the traffic accidents – in areas where the traffic was completely lawless.  Drivers were reckless and no amount of signage would stop

08 Apr 10 1 min read
Humour

I want a state, dude!

I have a friend who is heavily into parties.  Like to get invited to all the cool parties where he can get some free booze and dance and get to enjoy and then looks for the next one in the city.  This time I went to meet him he was

11 Dec 09 4 min read
Humour

Origin of Title

Received this from Jasleen Matharu.. it is hillarious.(although I am not sure of the authenticity of the letters as claimed in the text of the joke). A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild.  He

24 Jun 09 2 min read
Humour

Frog and Frog-ni marry for Rain

I am not sure why some of us Indians make an ass of ourselves …. specially for the world to see… while displaying our lunacy with all the pride!!  Here is a bunch of people, marrying a Frog (Male) and his Frog-ni (Female) to “please the rain Gods” and end the

20 Jun 09 1 min read
Humour

Shiney Ahuja One Liners

We know that Shiney Ahuja, the bollywood actor has been accused of raping his maid (kaam-wali Bai) and according to the reports he has also admitted to it. Of course, there are many, including his wife, who say he couldn’t have done that.  But people have come up with

18 Jun 09 1 min read
Humour

How to"snag" a Millionaire Husband

I still remember at the end of our 12th standard year we were gathered around and discussing what we wanted to become later in life.  One wanted to be a doctor, another an engineer etc.. there was one girl amongst us also, who had a strange career option: “Marry a

13 Jun 09 1 min read
Humour

James Bond in Pune

Enjoy a PJ…. From a friend’s quotes (Berry) > Once James Bond comes to Pune and he travels by rickshaw. His bill comes out to Rs 22.50. > But he pays only Rs. 20 So, what does he say for not paying the remaining amount?? > . . . . . . . . . . Dhie Another day

29 May 09 1 min read
Humour

Wanna buy a Battle Tank from Amazon?

I am not sure if anyone of you have been in the market recently to buy a Battle tank?  Well, if you were ever thinking of one here’s a deal – A battle tank [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_rdp_product_img] is on sale on

20 May 09 3 min read
Humour

Clinton and his hand

There is a saying in Hindi – Rassi jal gayi par bal nahin gaya (Rope has been burnt but its remains crossed).  Here is Bill Clinton with Fran Drescher at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna.  You can see that he still has his fingers on all things hot in

19 May 09 1 min read
Economics

What are banks for?

This definition of Banks has been doing rounds on the internet (and I got it in my email).  It is said to be from Punch Magazine (3rd April 1957 issue) – which, as I understand, was like the Playboy or Penthouse of its day.  I wonder as I read through this,

19 May 09 3 min read
Humour

Husband-Hunting Bra from Japan

As the marriage age rises in Japan and marriage incidence falls, newer and newer ways are being created to improve that.  A Japanese lingerie firm, Triumph International has come up with a rather intriguing idea of a “Husban Hunting Bra”. The concept is simple and actually something like a musical

14 May 09 1 min read
Humour

How to deal with a Nigerian Scam artist

There are newer and newer ways that the Nigerian scam artists try and contact you for your bank account details.  Lately it has been on the pretext of jobs.  Sometimes they try to get you on the IM itself – Skype etc.  Here is a very interesting exchange that shows how

06 May 09 1 min read
Humour

Funny Tweets today about the Sub continent

* Hannah Montana [http://twitter.com/thame2467/statuses/1655998646] secretly masterminded the assassination of Benazir Bhutto. She’s totally, like, soooo against a Democratic Pakistan * If the Taliban succeeds & takes over Pakistan’s Nuclear Weapons, Pakistan will disapear in a VERY BRIGHT LIGHT according to sources in India [http://twitter.com/

30 Apr 09 1 min read
Humour

How to call police in the US

Got this from a friend…. its hillarious!  Her note says its a true story.. anyway just enjoy it! =========== George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian,  Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the  light on in the garden shed, which she could

23 Apr 09 1 min read
Humour

Dog Poop DNA Database

Israelis are talented at technology and science and have a penchant for meting justice. Well, it seems they have gone to some real extreme. It is constant problem in many countries – even in the US – that streets have faeces of pets or stray dogs and cats. Israel also has the

23 Apr 09 1 min read
Humour

If Neanderthal came to life..

In a rather interesting article, Ronald Bailey, thinks out aloud about the rights of Neanderthals, if they were cloned.  Well , their genome has been mapped.  And if the scientists wanted, they could potentially clone a Neanderthal.  And if “moral issues” were any impediment, then there is the option of programming

18 Apr 09 1 min read
Humour

I want Pirates with Eye-bands!

The captain of US cargo ship, Richard Phillips, has been freed by the Somalian pirates.  Well, thats wonderful! But there are a few questions that bother me: 1. Given the regular diet of Star Wars and Star Treks, shouldn’t we have been fighting with pirates from the other galaxy

12 Apr 09 2 min read
Humour

The Boss

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead. “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last Week”. The next day he calls again and

02 Feb 09 1 min read
Humour

More fun for the weekend

Here are some great jokes I got from a friend.. don’t be offended if you are on the receiving end.. its just a joke. 1. The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the

30 Jan 09 1 min read
Humour

The Goldmine

A Husband and Wife were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The

30 Jan 09 2 min read
Humour

Scoopy Do or Not to Do?

That’s the toughest choice in life.. you standing in the ice cream shop.. trying to lose weight everyday.. and the QUESTION! C> vs.<3 single scoop vs. double scoop?

24 Jan 09 1 min read
Humour

Asking for Pay Increase..

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who

05 Jan 09 1 min read
Humour

Priorities… Priorities!!

A man wanted to get married.   He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.   He gives each woman a   present of  $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over.   She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair

11 Dec 08 1 min read
Humour

How life changes…

Found this somewhere … thought it was rather interesting… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. At

05 Dec 08 1 min read
Humour

New cab driver

Enjoy some humor… ****** A taxi passenger tapped the driver on teh shoulder to ask a question.  The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then

21 Nov 08 1 min read
Humour

Married to the most beautiful woman and…

Now, this is what I call the ultimate revenge with the MAN-kind!!  The guy married to arguably the most beautiful woman on earth has suddenly started acting in movies as a “Gay”!!  Abhishek Bachchan is acting in Dostana and has his gay-ish character… and is now saying [http://www.hindustantimes.

13 Nov 08 1 min read
Humour

So, what is this for?

I guess sometimes out of boredom, the Government can simply decide to put a sign out there to warn against itself!  Take a look…

08 Nov 08 1 min read
Humour

Guess who this is??

Looks like one bad-ass blonde babe showing her sensual appeal!  No, She is not just another Russian babe… ….. but she is the Prime Minister of Ukraine – Yulia Tymoshenko. She is leader of the All-Ukrainian Union “Fatherland” party and the Yulia Tymoshenko Bloc. Before becoming Ukraine’s first female Prime Minister,

07 Nov 08 1 min read
Humour

What a coincidence

One heck of an interesting coincidence here.. A computer error gave two women in America called Patricia the same social security number. When the two women were brought together in an office to rectify the blunder they discovered that * They had both been born with the names Patricia Ann Campbell

07 Nov 08 1 min read
Humour

Is McCain hungry?

One thing for sure.. our guy McCain seems real hungry.  I won’t get into his culinary indulgences on this blog though.. but it doesn’t sound very appetizing!  Any comments? PS: in all fairness – seriously speaking – this was taken after the third debate.  McCain had “strayed” on Obama’s

27 Oct 08 1 min read
Humour

Cheap booty!

Seen on a Kolkata sidewalk.  Now, isn’t that rather cheap for a “booty”…. and a Bong one at that?!! And just in case you did not see.. there is a fine print on the right lower corner…. “Conditions Apply”!!  Now.. WHAT???!!

26 Oct 08 1 min read
Humour

Jet Airways Flight Attendant falls from the Plane!

Well.. a lot of things are going wrong between Jet Airways and the Air Hostesses (Flight Attendants). Now, this is something that was probably the funniest twist in that relationship!  A flight attendant [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Delhi_airhostess_falls_from_plane/rssarticleshow/3640927.cms] of a Jet Airways flight

26 Oct 08 1 min read
Humour

Python at Infosys

A Python stirred things up in its Mangalore campus recently.. not really the language “Python”.. but the reptile! You can see the rest of the pics here [http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/deshkapoor/python/].

19 Oct 08 1 min read
Humour

Finally…. an "On time Arrival" at JFK!

A lady Fatou Jaw (28) went into labor yesterday and Officers from US Customs and Border Protection helped deliver the kid at Terminal 3 of JFK International Airport [http://www.nypost.com/seven/10152008/news/regionalnews/baby_makes_jfk_arrival_133701.htm] in New York! The baby boy weighed 7

16 Oct 08 1 min read
Business

Steve Jobs is dead…

…. so said Bloomberg site today in an incomplete but “ahead of time” obituary for one of greatest CEOs of our time….  before retracting the story.  But not before a tipster had sent the file off to the Gawker [http://gawker.com/5042795/bloomberg-runs-steve-jobs-obituary] It is pretty hillarious.  Although his fight

28 Aug 08 1 min read
Humour

Quite a day at work….

Would you even call into work that day?  I hope they had some Health benefits – and wondering if in that generation, the Americans had same issues with mental trauma as the soldiers of today have after one duty in Iraq!

11 Aug 08 1 min read
Humour

Be a MAN!!

Being a leo myself.. this does seem humbling. . but the picture is so hillarious that I had to show it!!

07 Aug 08 1 min read
Humour

Monkeys, money and Sex: Now we know!

Some Yale researchers taught monkeys to use money using some special tokens. What do you think they went and bought with it? Sex. Probably in the first observed incident of prostitution Monkeykind [http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/magazine/05FREAK.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5090&en=af2d9755a2c32ba8&ex=1275624000&

25 Jul 08 1 min read
Humour

Strange US laws of birds and bees

US is supposed to be very liberal in men and women relations. But if one were to go strictly by the letter of law then a lot of laws will make you amazed! Its not just about homosexual relations that the conservatives in the US are touchy about. These laws

08 Jul 08 1 min read
Humour

Deaf pets and fighting the police

You are taking a lot of risk by keeping a 9 ft python as your pet.  But if the police come calling because you have not been behaving civic, then you have to be out of your mind if you expect it to play a dog!  SO, here is this

18 Jun 08 1 min read
Humour

Quack's Disciple

In an obscure village of India, a ‘Quack’ was having a roaring practice, doling out medicines to the unsuspecting villagers. He had a compounder, who used to honour his prescriptions. After few years the compounder, thought he is grossly underpaid by his master and one night he vanishes with a

13 Jun 08 1 min read
Humour

A Chance Meeting

Over heard in an Air-port A middle aged man enquiring a young man Excuse me young man, Are you by any chance the son of Mr.Padmanabh? Younger looking man replied Yes sir, very much, but not by any chance.

13 Jun 08 1 min read
Humour

What is Lalit Modi checking out?

After a lot of serious posts.. here is something for fun.. Saw this picture at some site and could not help but put it here!  This is Lalit Modi, the IPL Chairman checking out Preity Zinta, the Bollywood actress!  So, here is a nice business for this guy – money pouring

31 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Jap man finds lady in his closet!

Japanese art of minitiarization is very famous.  But I still was shocked by this story.This lady became [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Woman_living_in_mans_closet_held/articleshow/3086383.cms] homeless and wandered into a house of this guy.  She had no place to go so she called

30 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Humor for Lexophiles

Got these from a friend.  I thought these were hillarious so wanted to share it with you all. — I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. — Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Did you hear about the guy

26 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Night classes

This is a hillarious joke! *********  *********** During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman: Narain, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Raman: He’s the inventor

25 May 08 1 min read
Humour

The "Q" factor

If you thought it is about Quttrochi, I am not to be blamed. It is about the queue, which many a time we fail to follow, or get a kick in breaking it. Two years back, when I was returning from Thailand after a brief vacation, my co passengers, many

21 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Some PJs for this morning

These are as PJ as PJs (Poor jokes) come.. so I had to post them.  Sometimes we all kind of love to enjoy them despite their PJ-ness!  Sent by Raj. Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a”kela”. Q: What did the green peas say? A:

20 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Offical Moran

Rajesh just sent this.  It has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in some time!  And it seems to have come from Houston Chronicle.. hahaha

04 May 08 1 min read
Humour

Elvis in Punjabi

Suppose Elvis sang in Punjabi.. how would that sound?  Here is an example.  The original singer is Ravinder Grewal perhaps.. but the matching is just brilliant!  (Sent by Sheela)

22 Apr 08 1 min read
Humour

The "N'er-do-well son"

Got this link and picture from a facebook contact.  Thought it was interesting enough to share. Beneath the photo from the REAGAN DIARIES is an actual quote that Reagan wrote about George “W” in his diaries, recently edited by author Doug Brinkley and published by Harper Collins “A moment I’

22 Apr 08 1 min read
Humour

Safe Pee-ing Distance

Saw this in a men’s room in Canada… it was fairly hillarious to see it.  It recommends to stand less than 15 cm from the pee-ing stall for men… otherwise the start may be fine but in the end, when the “supply” goes down.. the drops will fall on

08 Apr 08 1 min read
Humour

Her skin grew around the Toilet seat!

She sat on the bathroom seat for 2 years on the go.  Her boy friend would give her food and water on the bathroom seat itself.  He would ask her to come out but she would refuse and promise to come out the subsequent day.  So, two years after she

15 Mar 08 1 min read
Humour

Cup of Tea

Interesting joke sent by a friend – Sanjay Taneja. *********** One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 years old and recovering from an illness. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of

04 Mar 08 1 min read
Humour

97 year old gets sentence for "life"!

Getting a life sentence is the second worst thing to death penalty in the crime punishment hierarchy.  The idea is that you are restrained for the rest of your life to do anything outside of those four walls.  Your crime was grave enough to warrant such harsh treatment but a

21 Feb 08 1 min read
Humour

Saving our So(u)le!

Isn’t he the guy who should be on the pulpit….And those guys with white and black robes in his place??  At the very least he is honest in what he promises! 🙂

19 Feb 08 1 min read
Humour

His Tights

Effect of the elder sibling: After wearing his Kurta, my son was looking for his pyjamas.  So this 3 year old went over to his Mom and asked “Mom, where are my tights?”

17 Feb 08 1 min read
Humour

Use Craigslist to hire killers!

Craigslist is extremely useful.  But the way this lady intended is certainly not the most efficient use of that site! Its a bad idea to try and knock off your lover’s wife in order to marry him.  Things get a bit worse when you use Craigslist to advertise for

29 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

Bad eyes in Chinese

This looks like Chinese doesn’t it?  Well, to read it – you need to try the “Chinese way” as well.. just pull the corners of both of your eyes.. it will read fine.. 🙂  (Sent by my wife.. wonder if there was a message there ;-))

23 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

What a look!

Today was Martin Luther Day and George Bush gave his speech and then tried his PR exercise.. just LOOK AT THE REACTION!! I thought it was just HILLARIOUS! Source [http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/01/face-of-the--20.html]

21 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

After CarbonNeutral, a CheatNeutral society?

You have heard about carbon neutral world?  There are companies that emit more carbon into the atmosphere who now have to buy carbon credits and those who emit lesser keep more credits which they could trade for money… right?  Now, here is the same concept for a totally different concept

16 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

Robbery gone wrong…. REALLY WRONG!

You cant be a dumb robber – you at least need to have some basic common sense.  Here is this 25 year old who wanted to rob this convenience store.  He goes in points the gun at the clerk and asks her to put in the cash and cigarettes. She dutifully

16 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

Shriya, Sivaji and the protests of Hindus with Katchis!

Sivaji-The Boss, Rajnikant’s blockbuster hit was celebrating 175th day when the film actress came in a dress that some local Hindu organization did not like.  So, they have sued her as she has “offended the HIndu Culture”!  Now, who gave them the right to handle and save the Hindu

15 Jan 08 1 min read
Humour

Kids and God: Innocence for the Holiday season!

Here are some really interesting pictures I got from Richa (thanks Richa!).  I wanted to share these with everyone for the innocence and humor they bring!  During this holiday season, I am sure it will make you all smile a bit!  Go here [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikone/?q=

13 Dec 07 1 min read
Humour

Kids and God: Innocence for the Holiday season!

Here are some really interesting pictures I got from Richa (thanks Richa!).  I wanted to share these with everyone for the innocence and humor they bring!  During this holiday season, I am sure it will make you all smile a bit!  Go here [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/drishtikone/?q=

13 Dec 07 1 min read
Humour

Steals Porsche using a Flower Pot!

Now this is what I would call a GOOD deal!!  A flower pot for a porsche! > A thief in Germany used a flower pot to steal a 150,000 euro ($221,000) Porsche. > Reversing out of his open garage, the car’s owner heard a scraping noise and got out

05 Dec 07 1 min read
Humour

Steals Porsche using a Flower Pot!

Now this is what I would call a GOOD deal!!  A flower pot for a porsche! > A thief in Germany used a flower pot to steal a 150,000 euro ($221,000) Porsche. > Reversing out of his open garage, the car’s owner heard a scraping noise and got out

05 Dec 07 1 min read
Humour

Awesome Animation!

Ok, this is the BESTEST ever animation I have ever seen!  Enjoy! Animator vs. Animation [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/] by * alanbecker [http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/] on deviant [http://www.deviantart.com]ART [http://www.deviantart.com] source [http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-34244097] – sent in by Ruchi.

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

Awesome Animation!

Ok, this is the BESTEST ever animation I have ever seen!  Enjoy! Animator vs. Animation [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/] by * alanbecker [http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/] on deviant [http://www.deviantart.com]ART [http://www.deviantart.com] source [http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-34244097] – sent in by Ruchi.

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

USD 700,000 car stolen while owner dines away!

Well, this is the strangest robbery I have seen!  Every bit of food came very expensive for this rich guy whose USD 700k worth car was stolen right off the restaurant parking along with the chauffeur! > Thieves have stolen a Maybach luxury limousine worth 530,000 euro ($777,000) while

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

USD 700,000 car stolen while owner dines away!

Well, this is the strangest robbery I have seen!  Every bit of food came very expensive for this rich guy whose USD 700k worth car was stolen right off the restaurant parking along with the chauffeur! > Thieves have stolen a Maybach luxury limousine worth 530,000 euro ($777,000) while

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

Paris Hilton is worried about drunk Indian Elephants!

It seems that perennially partying and binging celeb gal is now really concerned about some elephants in the North East of India.. because they follow her life-style! Others faults make you angry when they mirror your own! So, there are these elephants in Assam etc, who are given “Rice beer”

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

Paris Hilton is worried about drunk Indian Elephants!

It seems that perennially partying and binging celeb gal is now really concerned about some elephants in the North East of India.. because they follow her life-style! Others faults make you angry when they mirror your own! So, there are these elephants in Assam etc, who are given “Rice beer”

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

Mushy, Take off your Uniform and hold your…

Says Musharraf: > “The day when there is no turmoil in Pakistan, I will step down,” he said. “I am not a dictator, I want a democracy.” What he does not say: I created the turmoil! So, its a nice merry-go-around.  Create turmoil and then claim your rule based on it

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

Mushy, Take off your Uniform and hold your…

Says Musharraf: > “The day when there is no turmoil in Pakistan, I will step down,” he said. “I am not a dictator, I want a democracy.” What he does not say: I created the turmoil! So, its a nice merry-go-around.  Create turmoil and then claim your rule based on it

14 Nov 07 1 min read
Humour

The tree hugger

Hillarious joke sent by Nandi. While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, ‘Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?’ ‘I’m listening to the music

23 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

But…. Late Fees and Extra Charges….

I got this in an email from a friend….. it is just hillarious!! This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her

12 Oct 07 3 min read
Humour

Dont use the "O" word in England!

If you have anything planned for 2012 and want to convey it in England… you better watch out! That year is copyrighted and you could be prosecuted! Words like “Olympics”, “London 2012” and even “2012” are copyrighted! It can’t get more ridiculous than this .. can it? > In fact, the

10 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

Indians on top in Lovemaking satisfaction Survey!

We may be prudish when it comes to our Cinema and public affection. But when it comes to the bedrooms, Indians are rather satisfied [http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/StoryPage.aspx?id=61ccf545-f96c-4c98-8428-abdca13e3893&MatchID1=4578&TeamID1=7&TeamID2=3&MatchType1=1&SeriesID1=1148&MatchID2=4572&TeamID3=8&TeamID4=2&MatchType2=

10 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

When you wish becomes your nightmare!

What if your closest friends run your country – whom you feel are the best suited to do so…. and they screw like no other team ever before?  Well that is an interesting scenario.Here [http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/1925961a-67e4-11dc-8906-0000779fd2ac.html] is a guy who actually happened to

06 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

Boy survives flight in wheel well of Boeing 737

This is strange, tragic and humorous – all at the same time.Incredible story [http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Boy_survives_flight_in_wheel_well_of_Boeing_737] of a runaway boy! > A Russian teenager has accomplished an unprecedented feat in the history of world aviation. He flew a distance of

06 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

Eccentric Brit lady marries a Dolphin

What do you think this lady is doing?  No she is not a Dolphin trainer at the Seaworld.  She is marrying a dolphin! [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/] Let’s just say she finally took the plunge! > In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli

02 Oct 07 1 min read
Humour

Is a Chimp a person or a thing?

Why are Austrian courts monkeying around with a chimp?  Vienna-based Association Against Animal Factories is arguing on behalf of a chimp [http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/09/28/chimp_ani.html?category=animals&guid=20070928143000&dcitc=w19-502-ak-0000] whose shelter might go away.  So, they argue that this Chimp is

29 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

Space, Women, WMDs, and Mission Accomplished!

Ok, this is the first time we humans from Earth have sent a space-ship [http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/first-interplanetary-spaceship-blasts/20070927131609990001] that will go to one cosmic body…. circle it.. stare it.. and then go for another one.  True Interplanetary journey!  We men have had been practicing this

28 Sep 07 2 min read
Humour

Two Headed Turtle

Trivia – how far does a two-headed turtle with each face one each side travel?  And what is his (their?) speed?  Funny huh!! What do you call this? "Revenge of the Hare"?  Hehehe

28 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

Women are unhappier than men!

Happiness is a state of mind.  In the traditional world – it is escape from the unpleasant.  Its a race – running faster than the unpleasant can "hit" you! 🙂 So, far men have proved to be faster than women.  Over the years, women have progressively become un-happier.  They had always assumed that

27 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

Landing a plane with Parking brakes on!!

This has gotta be a miracle!  It might hurt a bit when a pilot lands an Embraer with Parking brakes [http://www.airlineempires.net/blog/?p=4] on!  Look at the line of tire burn behind the plane!  It is amazing that the plane went right through in a straight

24 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

Lightning strikes a man's .. er.. "rod"!!

They say you have a better chance of getting hit by a lightning than winning a lottery!  I am sure this guy would have wanted something different to have happened to him.  Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb – a motor-biker – stopped to take a leak.  That is what he remembers.  After

22 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

Monkey See, Monkey Do: The Essence of Corporate Policies!

I have read this before.. but it is still worth recounting here for posterity because it is so true!   Sent by Nandi. *****  ***** Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey

06 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

A man steals a bridge!

Russia hasn’t had it so good in last decade and a half.  Poverty and crime has risen quite a lot.  But nothing could prepare me to imagine a crime like this!  Generally, when you talk of a theft, you would say that Mr. X stole A from a house

04 Sep 07 1 min read
Humour

A Stop sign that we could all use..

Man.. could we use this stop [http://www.burbia.com/node1302.htm] sign?  HECK Yes.  If it wasn’t for this one.. I would probably crash into the fence.  Well.. now I can stop and THEN run into it!!  Wow.. that does make life more interesting!

25 Aug 07 1 min read
Humour

Best Terrorist Award!

Nothing to say.  The Cartoon [http://www.cagle.com/caglecards/main.asp?image=http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/070719/lane.gif] says it all. Powered by Qumana [http://www.qumana.com/]

26 Jul 07 1 min read
Humour

Just who is Rajnikant? Some Facts…

Rajnikant is a phenomenon in India.  Here are some hillariouos "facts" about Rajni (courtesy: innqubus [http://tides.wordpress.com/2007/07/17/top-rajnikant-facts/]; photo courtesy: Jerry [http://jerryreghunadh.wordpress.com/2006/11/06/evidence-to-why-newton-went-crazy/] ; both first seen at Bachodi’s [http://bachodi.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/facts-you-dint-know-about-rajani/] ): * There is

21 Jul 07 2 min read
Humour

Pissing and Moaning

Nice joke sent by my friend – Sanjay Taneja. —————————— A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone

14 Jul 07 1 min read
Humour

Women Bandits?

Look at what heat and pollution does to perfectly nice women!! 😉 Girls cover their face to beat the heat as the mercury touches 45 degree Celsius in Allahabad.(PTI Photo) Powered by Qumana [http://www.qumana.com/]

03 Jun 07 1 min read
Creative

Pigeon on the pant!

I just thought this picture was funny – the pigeon is sitting very "strategically" on the poor fella’s pant! I took it from my apartment’s balcony in Delhi when I was there. Powered by Qumana [http://www.qumana.com/]

31 May 07 1 min read

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